Best 20 Funny Friendship Quotes

Friends: the family you choose and who you create fun memories with.
Best 20 Funny Friendship Quotes.


20 Funny Friendship Quotes

Friendship is one of the best things we find in our lifetime. Good friends are always there by your side, both in good and bad times. Those friends that share your craziness and won’t judge you for who you are, are called best friends and you shouldn’t let go of them. Sharing funny moments from which you create the best memories are important aspects in one’s life.

If you have that best friend who you share your happiness with, and is always there to help you out, share this top 20 funny friendship quotes with them.

1"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."

Otto von Bismarck

2"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected."

Charles Lamb

3"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job."

Laurence J. Peter

4"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."


5"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."

Edwin Arlington Robinson

6"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair."


7"Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go."

Margaret Walker

8"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."

Jay McInerney

9"Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend."

Sarah Dessen

10"Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry."


11"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."

Samuel Butler

12"The best time to make friends is before you need them."

Ether Barrymore

13"Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."


14"Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul."

Ambrose Bierce

15"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

Bernard Meltzer

16"I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better."


17"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty."

Sicilian Proverb

18"Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason."

Mason Cooley

19"It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, sexy, caring, and smart. My advice to you all is: don’t lose me."


20"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."

Mark Twain